If you’ve always wanted to express yourself by creating pictures of church signs (and I’m sure you have), then help is on the way: The other day I stumbled upon a website that enables you to do just what you’ve been dreaming about all these years. The sign pictured above is my creation; as far as I know, no real church has yet proclaimed the omniscience of “The Monkey Cage.” I’m sure you can do better. To try it out for yourself (and you can select any of four other Christian denominations if you wish — we are ecumenical here, within certain bounds), click here. If you decide to post your handiwork as a comment, please keep it clean, for this is a G-rated blog.
And — hat tip to John Sides, who knows all about such matters because he’s a minister’s son — to help get your creative juices flowing, check out this.