bq. Had a good day today, didn’t want to kill even one student.:-) Now Friday was a different story …
bq. Does anyone know where I can find a very discrete hitman, it’s been that kind of day.
Such were two Facebook posts by Gloria Y. Gadsden, an associate professor of sociology at East Stroudsburg University of Pennsylvania. She was “was escorted off the campus on Wednesday because of jokes she had made on her Facebook page about wanting to kill students.” You can read more here.
I, however, find her preferred hitman far less threatening than, say, the possibility of continuous hitmen.
[Hat tip to Seth Masket, aka SMOTUS, who is not responsible for the statistics joke.]