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The First Day of School

- January 5, 2009

On my morning run, I jogged down Wisconsin Avenue only to find 4 local news trucks parked across the street from Sidwell Friends School (fruitlessly, it turns out). This was at approximately 7 am. I, for one, cannot wait to watch the local news tonight. I can hear the correspondent’s report now…

“Jim, an Obama spokesperson refused to comment on what kind of backpack Sasha Obama was wearing. However, sources within the Obama administration tell me that it was a Dora the Explorer backpack. The question is, will this choice of backpack cost him among SpongeBob SquarePants voters in 2012?”