bq. And I say it is better to be both feared and loved, for it means neither a boy band nor the Zac Efron of that market can overthrow the Jonases without much Publicity.
That is an excerpt from Machiavelli’s little-known work, The Jonas Brother. Find more here at McSweeney’s.
And if you need some background — and you might, if you are not a 10-year-old girl — here it is: Jonas Brothers; Zac Efron.